What hen party would be complete without poking fun at the male race? They have questionable hygiene standards, are obsessed with watching grown men kick a ball around a pitch, and God must have been having a laugh when She decided to put their reproductive organs on the *outside* of their bodies. Thankfully there are no hairy bagpipes on this inflatable doll, just 150cm of perfect, silent, adoration. Relax safe in the knowledge that he’ll always be your protector. Run your hands through his healthy, bountiful hair! Feel all warm and fuzzy inside when his dark soulful eyes gaze lovingly back at you… Hold on, that’s a Labrador. Nevermind. So yeah. Inflatable man. Woop de doo. It’s fun for one night, but won’t change your life - just like any other man.
